"boobs, tits, tatas, norks, dirty pillows" – Pregnancy Bras


A big hello to our first guest Mama Tea blogger, Heather Burns. Heather has written a brilliant and entertaining post about her experience of pregnancy bras….. 
boobs, tits, tatas, norks, dirty pillows….Guest Blog by Heather Burns
what is actually wrong with the world???
I’m not some weird sized freak of nature im sure there are many a small boned ladies out there with huge mammories?? big tatas does not mean huge back size..
why cant i find a mother trucking bra in the whole world wide web thats suitable. i would pay a bajillion bucks for delivery if i thought it would hold them up, not shove them together in a sausage shaped monotit, have a drop down cup and generally did not encourage the 1980’s madonna “the vogue years’ conical nork.
HELP ME if you can, if you want to or if you feel sorry enough for me to care.
i need a 30f/g nursing drop cup bra – WITH WIRES.
its a myth you cant wear wires when preg – its bad to wear wires at anytime if the bra doesnt fit – if you have a brilliant well fitting bra the wire is nowhere near breast tissue it sits snug against your ribs.
having previous experience of non wired nursing bras i can honestly say that they are hopeless beyond measure for fuller cup ladies – and im not putting myself through that again – they are ugly as you like, ruin your boobs and the way they sit under your clothes is just disgusting.. bugger comfort, its all about support and keeping them looking like boobs and not long sacks of misguided flour under your clothes
what a huge gap in the market.. we could have a solution to the global credit crunch if bra companies paid attention to what woman want. i would pay fortunes for a well fitted nursing bra. life is too short for cheap shoes, makeup and bras.
EDIT.. ive tried all the usual outlets figleaves, amplebosom, you do get underwired nursing bras but they DONT start at a 30 back. this is where the problem lies.. its literally doing my tits in.

Many thanks, Heather. If you would like to provide us with a guest blog, please send your blog post to the Mama at info@mamatea.com 

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